Revenge is a Bitch Brings you Rebeca Linares

Rebeca Linares is from Spain, and as such, is tinctured with a certain national shyness. All of which is a cute adornment to the other half of her more demonstrative nature which is the desire to fuck men royally in the butt. Especially those who remind her of the late character actor Theodore Bikel. A trait Rebeca, no doubt, gets from her ancestors who once lugged mammoth cannons across the rugged Spanish plain in pointless battles with Napoleonic armies. In other words, Rebeca's almost polite to a fault about asking, but once she's in there, she'll have a man's rectal passages snotting ass goo to a kazoo tune and his stomach kicking white wash. Then she wonders why she was so hesitant to broach the subject in the first place.